Cookie dough dreams and turtle fantasies

Britney Spears has blacklisted hot dogs, pizza and cookie dough ice cream? Aaaiiiieeeeee!

OK. Confession time. If I were her, I would have to do the same thing. Cookie dough is my downfall. I cannot buy the stuff. Or if I buy it, I must convince myself that it is teeming with salmonella and save it for baking for the kids. Or I swear I could balloon up to twice my weight. I completely concur with Britney on this. She has banned alcohol from her dressing room too, which is teeming with empty calories, and also lowers inhibitions, making a cookie dough binge more likely.

Good for her.

I hope Britney never ever discovers the decadent joy of a pound of Fannie May Pixies, the way my grandmother used to bring them on her visits from Chicago. Then all would be lost.

Britney: Still Hot? Or Not?

You make the call.

Britney Spears gears up to release a new video. Does she still have "it"?

She is releasing short video teases as a countdown to the video release in 12 days:



And here is the audio of her new single Hold It Against Me.



Also, Maggie's Notebook has a special Rule 5 post tonight featuring Lt. Col. "Mac" McKenzie of JAG.  The armed forces would be overwhelmed with applicants if all the Lt. Colonels looked like her.


Remember to check out other rule 5 faves:
The Other McCain
Theospark
American Power
The Eye of Polyphemus
Teresamerica
Amusing Bunni's Musings
Mind Numbed Robot
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