Read Me a Bedtime Story...

Do you like capitalism?

I do not like it, Uncle Sam.

I do not like capitalism.

Do you like it here or there?

I do not like it here or there.

I would not like it anywhere.

I do not like capitalism.

I do not like it, Uncle sam.

Would you like it with liberty?

Could you like the bourgeoisie?

I do not like it with liberty.

I will not like the bourgeoisie.

I do not like it here or there.

I do not like it anywhere.

I do not like capitalism.

I do not like it, Uncle Sam.

You may like it.

You will see.

You may like it with prosperity!

I would not, could not with prosperity.

Not even with my czars! You let me be.

I would not, could not; it's too cutthroat!

I will not, will not, let “them” gloat.

I will not like it, I shall reign!

Only I must control my vast domain.

Not without Marx! Not in my country!

Not even with my czars! You let me be!

I do not like it on Fox.

I do not like it in my talks.

I will not like it in the White House.

I do not like it, nor does my spouse.

I do not like it here or there.

I do not like it ANYWHERE!

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